But once again Justice Never Sleeps has come up with a solution and saved your summer festival experience! We've taken all those things you love about festivals and put them indoors! Nova to be precise. No more rain, no more pishy pop line up - instead the only rain you have to worry about are sprinklers and even then we've thrown in some ponchos for safe measure - and instead of having to listen to some 'throw your hands in the air' and 'turn it up in da club' cliche pop songs you get the JNS DJ's Boomshank Redemption, Mark Mackenzie, Retrend and Connor Byrne who will be bringing you the traditional trademark curve balls and fill of techno, electro house and jazzmatazz. I made the last one up but you'l hear some new shit.
What festival themed club night would be complete without such fuckery as tents, gazebos, glow sticks, face painting and even a god damn popcorn machine! To add we've been in the JNS lab knocking up some tasty visuals to accompany our fine selection of music'z and bought some T-shirts for some of you to customize with shiny shiny's!
To make this night even more worth your buck, we've been sponsored by the Creative Skate store who will be supplying us with some Sutsu goodies to hand out as prizes with a raffle ticket as part of your entrance fee.
How do I pay to join this madness?! Unlike the festivals you don't have to put out hundreds to live like a tramp and piss against a fence under the watchful eyes of badly employed security men. No, for all of this you pay £2 (before 11pm) or £4 there after. You also won't have to wait in long cues to be rewarded with over priced warm beer.
So put on your wellies, zip up your onesies and join us this Saturday for what will be an legen... wait for it... dary night!
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